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Dumb Zombie Jokes
12-08-2008, 05:20 PM
Post: #1
Dumb Zombie Jokes
Did you here about the Zombie who
held a can of Orange Juice for 3 weeks
because it said concentrate?:rolleyes:


OK if you can do better add yours.

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Wailing for the lost one that comes not again:
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12-08-2008, 06:14 PM
Post: #2
RE: Dumb Zombie Jokes
As one zombie said to the other zombie...

"Groan."

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12-08-2008, 06:21 PM
Post: #3
RE: Dumb Zombie Jokes
The Zombie was so Dumb he........................

Took a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.

Sent a fax with a stamp on it

Though TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday


Asked for a price check at the Dollar Store

Tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order

Studied for a Blood Test

Sold his car for gas money


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12-08-2008, 08:10 PM (This post was last modified: 12-08-2008 08:12 PM by zombie67.)
Post: #4
RE: Dumb Zombie Jokes
Two rotting Zombies playing Poker.....

One threw in his hand, the other laughed his head off!!



Which character in Thunderbirds do Zombies love?

Brains!!
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12-08-2008, 09:31 PM
Post: #5
RE: Dumb Zombie Jokes
Alright... that was pretty good... better than OD's at least... Zombie03

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12-08-2008, 09:42 PM
Post: #6
RE: Dumb Zombie Jokes
Two zombies met in a bar.
First one says "hey how you doing?"
Second one says "Hey look, a talking zombie!"


What foods do zombies like to eat with their hands?
Nothing, just the hands, please.


What do you call a zombie whose been thrown in the pool? BOB
One who's been thrown on the front step? MAT
One who's been hung on the wall? ART
Thrown in a hole? PHIL
Killed by a lawyer? SUE
Eaten by wolves? HAIRY
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12-09-2008, 12:37 AM
Post: #7
RE: Dumb Zombie Jokes
Three zombies walk into a bar
The fourth one ducks.
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01-16-2009, 09:51 PM (This post was last modified: 01-16-2009 09:52 PM by Old Dwarf.)
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RE: Dumb Zombie Jokes
Zombie Guy meets Zombie Chick,they shamble
around one another & the Zombie Guy says
Hey babe wanna go back to my place I got fresh
Braaaaaaaaains in the fridge.She says OK.

They go to the apt.have some Braaaaaains
& things start to loosen up.

The Guy Zombie says ,hey baby lets Party,come
over here.The Girll Zombie lurches up & in
so doing losses a hand.In trying to pick it up
her nose falls off .She then runs into the coffee
table & her lower leg rips off.

The Zombie Guy says damn Babe,you know the part
I want..just throw it over!!

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