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Funny zombie moments
03-12-2011, 05:44 PM
Post: #1
Funny zombie moments
So, I did this in the AToE section, so I figured it'd work here too. Just post some funny stuff that happens in your games sessions.

Last time I played Billy was camping in the high school as the zombies closed in he tried for the door, but it was locked (we weren't playing locked remains in play) after surviving just by the skin of his teeth, Billy rolled a 6 (7) and made a mad dash for the other door (zombies were gathering outside the other one) when low and behold i played my second locked card.

Billy: "F**k you gotta be F##king kidding me a dozen door in this damn town I got the two that are locked!!!!"

Billy fell at the hands of my zombie horde and joined our ranks....good times.
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03-12-2011, 06:40 PM
Post: #2
RE: Funny zombie moments
Playing alone in the dark, Sam versus my army of zombies.

7 turns go by without much going on, appart from two zombies getting killed (you need to kill 6 by sundown as hero to win).

I decide to go in and try to kill Sam, since I'm there thinking that 3 turns ain't enough to kill 4 zombies without any weapons (he was equipped with nothing but his fists).

Then BAM. Shotgun, 2 zombies die. It's ok, 2 more to go.

BAM, double roll of 6, two more zombies die...

In the last 3 turns!

I don't know if that was more lol than wtf! Watchmen02

*Braaaiiiinnnnns......*
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03-14-2011, 07:24 PM
Post: #3
RE: Funny zombie moments
In Burn it to the Ground, the guy playing Sheriff A gave Billy the last gas can so Billy could use his skateboard to roll pretty much to certain death for the sake of the group. Wonder how that father son bonding moment would have went .

"Son it is time for you to become a man" or "I doubt there are any zombies in there, your mother says its fine..."
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03-14-2011, 07:59 PM
Post: #4
RE: Funny zombie moments
I think I posted this somewhere else, but what the hey.

In run for it Billy and Sam were escorting the last of the townsfolk to the escape point. They got stuck at a pinch point.
Billy: "I have an idea"
Billy and the townsfolk get through the pinch point, Sam fails.

Sam: "Wait, I'm a huge fat F**k, I can't fit through there!"

Billy: "I know, while they'r eatting you the townies and I can get away."

Sam: "BIIIIIIIILLLLLLLYYYYYYYYY!!!!!"
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03-14-2011, 09:37 PM
Post: #5
RE: Funny zombie moments
I always find it humorous when TJ Thoroughbred shows up. Because even if you are frantically searching, how do you not notice a horse hanging out in a Church (or whatever building)?
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03-15-2011, 07:41 AM
Post: #6
RE: Funny zombie moments
I posted this somewhere else recently, but we once had the deputy show up and break up a "last Night on Earth" moment between Becky and Cartwright. The deputy was all like "What's all this, then?"

When will the drifter ever have a shot with the hot nurse again? Tragic.
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03-15-2011, 12:32 PM
Post: #7
RE: Funny zombie moments
TJ's always fun. I think I mentioned once before I had a hero use TJ while "Escape through the Windows" was out, so he jumped the horse through a window...
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03-15-2011, 09:27 PM
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RE: Funny zombie moments
(03-15-2011 07:41 AM)vikinglad Wrote:  I posted this somewhere else recently, but we once had the deputy show up and break up a "last Night on Earth" moment between Becky and Cartwright. The deputy was all like "What's all this, then?"

When will the drifter ever have a shot with the hot nurse again? Tragic.

one of the first times a friend of mine played he played as Cartwright and "Last Night on Earth" was played on him and Amanda, he said: "Man, what other game can the nasty old drifter get to sleep with the prom queen, I'm hooked!"
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03-18-2011, 05:29 PM
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RE: Funny zombie moments
Last time I played we used custom characters I made of myself, my partner, and other friends. Early on my partner's character got attacked by two zombies at once, taking one wound. Naturally, Russ had to go rushing in to save the day, despite being unarmed. I rolled doubles for both zombies, killing them with nothing but my bare hands. "Don't you touch her!" Sadly, by the end of the game, Russ became a zombie and guess who had to shoot him. I couldn't help but imagine her squeezing the trigger, aiming as best she could through teary eyes. I guess this was more tragic than funny...but I couldn't help but laugh. Such drama for a simple board game!
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03-19-2011, 01:07 PM
Post: #10
RE: Funny zombie moments
nothing gets better responses from people then this game.

I had a couple that loved playing this one with me, and then after about 25 games the girl pulls me aside and says she can not play anymore - I am like why?

She tell me " I love this game and I love killing the zombies, I mean I really love killing the zombies, but when the zombies are attacking me it is just to intense for me, I get to worried and I am having dreams about this game, I just have to take a break "

another time I have 4 newbies playing and they are all loving it, I am the zombies, and they are all arguing about what to do and everyone has there own idea of what would be best. The one guy looks at me and says
" f this is awesome, this really is just like the movies, we all have our own idea of what should be done, we all argue about it, then one of us says f it and rolls the dice and does what he thinks is best, f this is awesome "

Just a great game I tell you!
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