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LNoE game Odd father Joseph (I was Heroes)
02-05-2016, 06:02 PM
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LNoE game Odd father Joseph (I was Heroes)
This is an extremely funny game with two players, using the scenario: Odd father Joseph
In this game some heroes did nothing at all, while a single hero became a total killer.
We replaced two basic characters (Billy and Jenny) which we don’t like from the basic game by two customized characters: Alex, hyperactive engineer, and Lis, the school teacher. While the hero selection was random, both had the opportunity to come into play. Lis since the beginning, Alex really fast as you’ll discover.

These heroes use the following rules: Adults, academic, gender. WWD
Alex. Hyperactive. Before moving roll a D6. 1-2 Must move, 3-4 can search then move, 5-6 can move the search. Juggler: If he has a hand weapon, wins on ties.
Lis. Intuitive: On movement rolls of 4+, when does not move, she can look at the first card in the zombie deck. Decide whether leave it on the top or the bottom of the deck. Teacher: All students sharing a space with her can reroll one dice. Once per hero turn.

Scenario objectives: Take the book token, and burn it. This requires a fire item + a whole hero turn without the hero burning it being killed. Kill father Joseph in his life and his death. Length: 18 turns
Scenario setup: Zombie player controls father Jo, with the book token, and 6 zombies. All of them start in the church.

Additional rules: Always zombie heroes and Zombie replenish

T18
In the temple of God, the evil rises during the night, hidden from the looks of the people of Woodinville.

The sun was not yet rising when a strange noise woke up Jake, who was sleeping nearby the church, in the road out of town. He could barely think about the awful hang-over, when that thing got on him shambling. He pushed away the maniac, who decidedly, was searching for trouble. Jake, full of anger and overconfidence faced that bastard, not paying attention the others which were coming from the church.
T17
Not totally sober, Jake fends-off the first aggressor, but cannot prevent the second bite. He feels a strange sort of pain, which makes him feel a bit strange. He struggles not to faint, and he manages to see the figure of a priest, approaching him and extending his hand. His touch was the touch of death, and also, the touch of eternal slavery.

The day was only starting, when the peaceful town of Woodinsvale sees its citizens disturbed by the strange presence of cannibal mad-men and women. In the highschool, teachers and students have been butchered. In the hospital, some people who came with strange wounds started to behave like maniacs. Citizens run all over the place, losing their minds when faced to that beyond their comprehension. The shootings and the alarms put into alert people and then the chaos... The nurse goes out from the hospital wondering what could be happening, just to find a scared Lis, the highschool teacher, running away from something.
T16
The noises become more and more loud. In the high school, the walls and the floor are covered by blood. Jenny tries to figure out what is going on. Scared, she hides in an ancient class, and she is very surprised to discover in a trunk, what looks like a shotgun. What the hell can this be doing in here? she wonders. While she’s sure that she’ll never be able to use such a thing, she believes it can be useful, and takes it with her. For now, it makes her feel a bit stronger.

In the laboratory, lights have gone out, and at the same time some intriguing noise starts coming from the end of the building. Outside, Alex can listen to the alarm of police cars. As nervous as always, he can’t stay still, and gets out. Outside he can feel the madness: people running and shouting, shots, car accidents. He decides to head for the gun shop… on his way he finds a very scared Becky. She looks happy to find a friendly face and joins him. They both get inside an empty gun store, and they can see blood on the floor...
T15
Alex and Becky go through the shop searching something useful. She asks for help to reach something in the top of one of the shelves. She climbs up to reach some boxes. What happened next is hard to explain in the context. She loses foot while climbing up, her ass finishes in Alex’s face. Perhaps it was the tension, perhaps everything started that one time when Alex went for a medical exam for his job, or perhaps these two are turned on by guns… certainly the vision he got from under Becky’s skirt helped a lot… whatever the reason Becky and Alex cannot resist the temptation, and decide to have a go in the gun shop.

In the highschool a crazed Zombie, which used to be an administration employee, enters the room were Sally was hidden. She can’t hold a timid cry, and those white trespassing eyes turn to her. The dead runs with brutal force towards the girl who’s sure she’s going to die. Only, in the last second, the foot of the Zombie gets stacked in a chair. What a great luck!
Zombified Jake has reached also the school. Jenny see those two creatures looking at her and starts running as fast as she can to the gym. But the doors are closed!! This can’t be happening! She shouts.
In the meanwhile, Lis has reached the general store, just to see that some of those creatures are also there. She succeeds to avoid the attacks of two of them.
T14
Pleasure gets mixed with panic when a zombie gets through the window and bites the nurse. Alex and Becky try to hide from the Zombi, between the shelves. In the backstage he takes care of the wound of the nurse. The zombie succeeds to track them. Alex tries to get out of the gun store but the doors are closed! He panics while more of those creatures approach to the store. He shoots the one which is closer, but the bullet goes through the body of the creature with no apparent effect. The dead body keeps its steps towards them. Alex tries to seek the head, but reaLises that there is no ammo left! f! The nurse searches a gun to shot with, but her actions seem hopeless. We have to get out of here! He tells her. The Zombies get in, they have to go through them if they want to get out…

Sally in the high school tries to go back and get out from the front door, she manages to left behind the zombies, and on her way out she sees Lis, her teacher running as hell. Lis was seriously regretting her coward behaviour abandoning the school while there were students inside. Come this way! She shouts. Both try to get out of there and head the gaz station.
T13
Alex and Becky succeed to fend-off the Zombies in the shop, and run away. Becky fails to run very fast with those high heels! Alex reaches the general store, but Becky is caught by Zombies and bitten. She feels a bit strange.

Sally and Lis reach the petrol station. Sally feels better in the company of her teacher (remove effects of the card can’t be happening!). Sally gives her the shotgun.
T12.
All of a sudden, they are surprised by a deafening explosion. The world seems to be coming to an end, a huge bus collisions against the petrol station office. From inside the bus and from the building a horde of undead keeps on coming. The waste area and the petrol station are taken over by Zombies! (2 in a row…, and randomly chosen… yep… horrible scene…) Lis and Sally are soon surrounded by those creatures... Sally emotionally collapses (bickering…), and Lis makes her best to take her out from the shock.
T11
Lis pushes Sally and urges her to run away, while she retains the Zombies (well, let’s just say that Sally rolled a 5 on movement, while Lis only a 1). She’s not sure how many bullets she’s got, and she stares at the zombies getting closer and closer. She closes her eyes, breathes, and tells herself that it is not a moment for panicking. Other people need her! Her students need her! Have faith in yourself! She opens her eyes with the sound of Aaaaargh!! with a heroic resolve she faces four new figures trying to reach her. She manages to dodge one of the Zombies while hitting him in the head to death with the back of the shotgun (LisK1).. She manages to fend off another zombie, at the same time that she pushes a zombified Jake against an overhanging metallic structure that trespasses his chest. The movement let her flank defenceless, and another Zombie manages to bite her. She losses her equilibrium for an instant and believes herself dead when another Zombie stands in front of her. Jeb, the mechanic appears in the last second and catches it. She then hits the Zombie down-up killing it.
T10
The same Zombie that bite Lis, manages to fatally bit Jeb’s neck. Knowing his fate, Jeb shots himself. Lis, Horrified and still on the floor, try to move away from the two zombies that try to reach her. She pathetically slides in a flack of blood, walking on her hands and knees (rolls a 1 on movement, and use it since don’t want to lose heroic resolve).. She does not want to look, but can feel those bastards beyond her. She manages to take back the shotgun, turns as fast as she can, and shoots.

Meanwhile Sally is hidden in the Bank, and can listen to the Zombies outside. She’s damn scared. Luckily the walls of the bank seem well protected… at least for now. She tries to find something useful before abandoning the building…
Alex can’t keep on searching, all those things are driving him mad, he needs to do something!! So he moves away, and heads the petrol station. Becky hides in the school.
T9
Lis is covered in blood from the two zombies which just exploded in front of her (LisK4), as well as zombie Jake who was trying to move out the metal bar. Has she survived those bastards? She reloads.

Lis goes out from the gaz station quite slowly. A zombie attacks her, she kills him without much trouble (LisK5), not matter what he had to say (Aaaargh!).
Becky keeps searching, while a Zombie suddenly appears next to her (she shoots it to death).
Alex shoots a Z, but again has no ammo (No hope!!). Zombie Jake reaches him and wound him.
Sally runs away from the bank, since she feels that the Zombies could get in in any moment.
T8
Alex run away, and goes back to the gun shop. Zombie Jake looks at Lis who slowly walks outside with an absent-minded look. She fends-him off. Another Z attacks her and gets pathetically killed by the teacher (LisK6).
Becky and Sally try to run away from Zombies.
T7
Alex is quite pissed and nervous. He runs super-fast to get back into the gun shop and searches a revolver.
Lis has an intuition all of a sudden, and knows where the evil comes from, She feels recovered. She heads directly the church, where a Z is in her way. She kills it without problems (LisK7), and stares at an unrecognisable father Joseph, and his cult of Zombies.
T6
Lis is rapidly surrounded by Joe, 2 zombies, and Jake who arrives again from her back. Pissed by Jake’s corpse insistence to get on her way over and over, she smashes his head with the back of the shot gun, his head is crashed against the figure of an Apostol statue (LisK7+J). Then succeeds to fell off a Zombie but could not avoid the attack of the third, getting almost bitten. Luckily it was just a scratch. With eyes full of wrath, father Jo attacks himself the intruder. Lis kicks him in his manhood, and the priest soon regrets still having those.
Alex feels that he can’t keep on hiding in a building while people are dying outside. He goes out the gun shop, trying to be as cautious as he can.
Sally is lucky avoiding Zombie attacks, and Becky searches.
T5
Alex tries to reach the church, where he may do something useful at last. He see a Zombie at the entry and kills it (AlexK1).
Lis is extremely determined to put this nightmare to an end. She left back the zombie and Joe, take the book in the Altar. As soon as she touches it, she is sure that this is what the priest is protecting and the source of evilness. She heads the door, but Joe and a Zombie stands between her and the exit. She targets them with the shotgun, and uses the last shot. The zombies explode (LisK9+J), and Joseph falls back severely wounded. Lis takes advantage of this weakness to put fathers Jo’s life to an end…. (LisK9+J+Joe). She step away from the corpse and directs herself to light.
T4
But a hand retains her. With horror she looks at a resurrected Father Jo in the form of a horrible ghoul, and determined to recover the book… Lis looks at him, and chops his head off with her newly discovered super powers, while adding: Get back you devil!! (LisK9+Jake+Joex2)
T3
Lis gets out very fast. A zombie tries to reach her. Alex shoots but misses and has no ammo. Lis gets away with the book, sufficiently fast and sufficiently far not to have more encounters with the undead. She has exactly what she needs. With a lighter, she burns the book and saves the town.

Summary

Hero of the game… Lis: Among her actions, she Killed Joe in his life and no-life, took the book from the church all by herself and burnt it. Killed 9 normal zombies and a zombified Jake.
Card of the game: Heroic resolve
Sally and Becky searched precious cards, which enabled the creation of a super hero, and getting the lighter. Jake miserably died and was turned into a Zombie without having a single action. Alex did nothing really useful, apart banging the nurse and killing a Z for fun.

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