Hi everyone! I would like to thank Jeff D for his excellent donation. It will keep tzg.com up and running for about 4 months! If you feel so inclined, please feel free to click on that donation link to help keep the lights on. Much appreciated!
|
The best of the worst
|
|
06-07-2012, 11:31 PM
(This post was last modified: 06-07-2012 11:39 PM by Denial.)
Post: #1
|
|||
|
|||
|
The best of the worst
Hi all.
Apologies if this has already been included in a post. I am a lover of the terrible and cheesy. Where others squirm I jump for joy!! Bad movie making is an art form and I think we should rejoice in it's glorious terribleness.. I ask you all to find a movie that has called for you to throw your hands up and shout "That was awesome and awful!!!" Everyone has a secret guilty pleasure. Up until recently, mine was Sharktopus (military cross breeding seriously will never work!!) but a new film takes the cake!! Watch this trailer. If it claws at your curiosity the you are awesome!!! No plot explanation needed. Nazis + centre of Earth = Plot line. Want a review? Review = No money and they pretend they are at the North (or south.. who cares) pole so the background is white some of the time. Nazis decide to regroup in the centre of the Earth. Prepare for awesomeness!! Jake Busey at his lowest!! Please share your love of the bad and cheesy. If you don't then I will 
Not the face!! Not the face!! |
|||
|
|
06-08-2012, 10:17 AM
Post: #2
|
|||
|
|||
|
RE: The best of the worst
The premise of that is insane! Who do they get to write this stuff? A UFO? I've gotta be honest I'd probably watch it with a few beers
 The so bad it's good film of all time for me is called Bronson Lee Champion.
|
|||
|
|
|
06-08-2012, 12:07 PM
Post: #3
|
|||
|
|||
|
RE: The best of the worst
It's amazing how nazis always turn up in the worst zombie movies. Just for inspiration you could check out Zombie Lake which has definitely got to be the worst of its kind if you're fan of the genre. Instead of a lot of blood they decided to go with a lot of... well, green paint which tends to wash off frequently during their swims in the lake.
My personal fav is Plan 9 from Outer Space. It's hilarious and plain stupid. If you're a fan of goofs and ghouls you'll love it! "It's the smell... it's driving them CRAZY!" |
|||
|
|
07-16-2012, 08:13 PM
Post: #4
|
|||
|
|||
|
RE: The best of the worst
I have to find this movie, hopefully its on netflix. This looks like one of the best of the worst movies.
|
|||
|
|
|
07-16-2012, 08:22 PM
Post: #5
|
|||
|
|||
|
RE: The best of the worst
I watched it and its bloody awful. A group of us were well up for a laugh with a few beers and snacks so we checked it out. Not so bad it's good either. Just bad. I want that time back.
|
|||
|
|
|
07-17-2012, 02:26 AM
Post: #6
|
|||
|
|||
|
RE: The best of the worst
Check out Hobo with a Shotgun starring Rutger Hauer.
In the event of a Zombie Apocalypse please do the following: 1. Grab a buddy 2. Grab guns 3. Start shooting |
|||
|
|
|
07-17-2012, 03:56 AM
Post: #7
|
|||
|
|||
| RE: The best of the worst | |||
|
|
|
07-17-2012, 07:54 AM
Post: #8
|
|||
|
|||
RE: The best of the worst
Quote:The uploader has not made this video available in your area Then the uploader sux.  Sounds like 1:20 of mine time better spent anyway. Hooray for Plan 9! |
|||
|
|
|
07-17-2012, 07:55 AM
(This post was last modified: 07-17-2012 07:59 AM by jimbal.)
Post: #9
|
|||
|
|||
|
RE: The best of the worst
I am a lover of low budget flicks. Stuff like Troma and Full Moon are great. There is or rather was a small company called Low Budget Pictures. The writer director for this company is named Chris Seaver, and while his movies are very vulgar in language they are absolutely hilarious. I urge people to check out his stuff if you can still find it. One of his flicks, Taintlight, is still on netflix for those that have access. The rest of his stuff is getting harder and harder come by. He has started a new company called warlock home video. I havent seen anything they have done since starting it, but it looks to be more of the same great comedy/horror wackiness as the rest. Some of his best movies...
Mulva: Zombie Asskicker Mulva 2: Kill Teen Ape Ghoulish Chronicles of Bonejack High: Killer Kellerman Strikes Again House on BoneJack Hill Karaoke Kid Destruction Kings The Filthy McNasty series 1-4 The Heather and Puggly series 1-4 Anal Paprika series 1-4 Wet Heat Film Crew Quest for The Egg Salad Appolyon the Destroyer Blood Trim Bloody Giblets Meter Man Meter Man 2 From Almost Night till Almost Day Deathbone I spit Chew on your Grave Taintlight Terror At Bloodfart Lake Twas the Funk before Christmas Blu Cheese brothers Teenape Vs. the Monster Nazi Apacoplypse Close Encounters of The Inbred Redneck Kind Only check this out if you truly love cheese and microbudget flicks and also you will need to keep an open mind about the dialogue as its very very vulgar. Some of the funniest dialogue I have ever heard though |
|||
|
|
|
07-27-2012, 04:24 AM
(This post was last modified: 07-27-2012 04:24 AM by avalanche5160.)
Post: #10
|
|||
|
|||
|
RE: The best of the worst
Watching Nazies at the Center of the Earth tonight, cannot wait to see how awful it is going to be!
|
|||
|
|
|
« Next Oldest | Next Newest »
|
User(s) browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)