There is much to learn from this, your magnificent and illustrious forum. Please accept me as your very loyal apprentice so that I can learn all there is about controlling the zombie horde and subjugating all would be Heros in this pathetic galaxy. All will bow before the name of Dar ... Uhhh ... The name of my great and powerful master... of course.
Nice request. I like Darth Trey, and humbly offer my support of his bid for membership. Plus, I would like to remain on his good side, should his plans ever come to fruition.
The Worm Lord workings are mysterious,have patience &
Sacrifice
OD
I sense a disturbance from within the force. One plans to usurp power and claim all dominion for himself.
You have my support we need more intergalactic megalomaniacal dictators around here!
My support comes with a price. You said I can be Lord High Executioner on Wednesday afternoons. I will hold you to that.
What do you say worm lord? Use him as a pawn in your unthinkable schemes or send him to oblivion. (He only deals in extremes as all dark lords should.)
His midichlorian count seems to be higher than normal.
We must watch this one here as I foresee great thing in his future.
Ps: any more days free for excecuting? I don't want to brag but I can come up with mighty entertaining ways of disposing of those unwanted ones. Think entertaining the masses to keep em at bay Darth...one must not forget theower of the darkside wich is called television.
Dear EMP,
I am very sorry to inform you that the position of High Lord Executioner is already taken. However, if you are still interested in being on staff here at the Center for Intergalactic Domination I still have not filled the position of Grand Inquisitor and would very much like to allow your creativity to flow into extracting useful information from those who would stop me. If the masses are not pleased by that I will have to resort to planet wide devastation. (But if your heart is set on execution I could use somebody on call for weekends and holidays that don't fall on Wednesday.)
Thanks for all the support. I will not forget it. Ever.
Signed: The hopeful apprentice to this Galaxy's finest zombie master,
Darth Trey
If we're dishing out titles for support,I could be had for an appointment as Intergalatic 'Brewmaster"
OD
Now that is something I could totally go for. Brewmaster is kind of bland though. How about ... ' Brewmaster Extrodinare'. Important titles go a long way in keeping the common man down.
Grand Inquisitor, I like the sound of that
My creativity is at your service. The massaes shall obey and yield.
(03-10-2012 03:39 AM)Darth Trey Wrote: [ -> ]Now that is something I could totally go for. Brewmaster is kind of bland though. How about ... ' Brewmaster Extrodinare'. Important titles go a long way in keeping the common man down.
Brewmaster Extrodinare' by Appointment to his Galactic Majesty
Brewer to a Thousand Worlds,Hop Meister,Lord of the Suds,
The Legate of the Buzz,Giver of Liquid Joy,Official Sponsor
of the Galactic Wet-T Competitions.
On your Knees before the Living Brewmaster!
It's a Life Style I could handle.
OD