03-31-2013, 04:51 PM
So I was shopping at the big chain grocery store in my neighborhood. It was going to be a long trip, we needed a lot of stuff. I brought a list, and a pen. I was picking up groceries and checking them off on my list as I went.
Then I dropped my pen.
The word "ASS!" escaped my lips without conscious processing, and a young lady, very pretty saw my scrubs and gave me a very disapproving expression.
"I'm sorry, I have tourettes..." I said to her.
She cocked her head at me.
"No I don't...."
Rolling her eyes, the pretty lady walked away.
The moral to the story: if you have a chronic potty mouth and use medical reasoning to excuse it, be prepared to commit to the lie.
Then I dropped my pen.
The word "ASS!" escaped my lips without conscious processing, and a young lady, very pretty saw my scrubs and gave me a very disapproving expression.
"I'm sorry, I have tourettes..." I said to her.
She cocked her head at me.
"No I don't...."
Rolling her eyes, the pretty lady walked away.
The moral to the story: if you have a chronic potty mouth and use medical reasoning to excuse it, be prepared to commit to the lie.