Mainly for Rule 3 and 12.
I'm not a fan of bacon. It's a useful addition to some dishes, and occasionally a strip or two on its own, but it's certainly not nearly as good as people make it out to be. (As in, no, it does not improve everything.) Pork, overall, though, is the best meat. But I'll take other cuts of pork over bacon!
Rule 12-so that's why we never have Bacon in the fridge.
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