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A trip to the grocery store
03-31-2013, 04:51 PM
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A trip to the grocery store
So I was shopping at the big chain grocery store in my neighborhood. It was going to be a long trip, we needed a lot of stuff. I brought a list, and a pen. I was picking up groceries and checking them off on my list as I went.

Then I dropped my pen.

The word "ASS!" escaped my lips without conscious processing, and a young lady, very pretty saw my scrubs and gave me a very disapproving expression.

"I'm sorry, I have tourettes..." I said to her.

She cocked her head at me.

"No I don't...."

Rolling her eyes, the pretty lady walked away.

The moral to the story: if you have a chronic potty mouth and use medical reasoning to excuse it, be prepared to commit to the lie.
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A trip to the grocery store - Kevthenurse - 03-31-2013 04:51 PM
RE: A trip to the grocery store - mqstout - 03-31-2013, 08:25 PM

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