"Mission" variant

[Old Dwarf]

Alas I am only a toe of the terrible Sarku (he who controls access
to the downloads) and as such cannot handle your request.

To get to the download section you must have Full Membership,
which only Sarku grants. To obtain Full Membership you need
to contribute to our discussions with your post & then request it
on The Morgue Form (check it out to see how the process works).

You can also obtain Full Membership by a brib....er $ donation
to the Site.

You have some cool stuff so I hope you stay with us & pursue
Full Membership.

OD