Zombie Types...

[samuraitrev]

I'd like to have, or be, a tarman.
Pros: Stink so bad the gas can turn breathers into Zombies.
Slimey like a bog monster so difficult to wrestle with.
Big googley eyes and lack of eyelids for enhanced brain hunting reconnaissance.
The ability to cause paralysis when saying a gleeful "More Brains!"
Uber strong jaw to puncture through cranial bone.
Wicked retro threads with danglig motifs.
Gnarly swinging hypnotic gait.

Cons: Weak neck bones that are susceptible to high velocity strikes with blunt instruments.