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Dumb Zombie Jokes
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12-08-2008, 05:20 PM
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Dumb Zombie Jokes
Did you here about the Zombie who
held a can of Orange Juice for 3 weeks because it said concentrate?:rolleyes: OK if you can do better add yours. OD Sighing like the night wind and sobbing like the rain,— Wailing for the lost one that comes not again: |
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12-08-2008, 06:14 PM
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RE: Dumb Zombie Jokes
As one zombie said to the other zombie...
"Groan." Sarku Kolumel Mitlan Sarku Mizhandalisa hitlokiriqaluya Tika dalisa hiqurutuplanwisu Kolumel hibarsrimyal Mringudhalisa hifatlandalid hadisayal Nga |
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12-08-2008, 06:21 PM
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RE: Dumb Zombie Jokes
The Zombie was so Dumb he........................
Took a ruler to bed to see how long he slept. Sent a fax with a stamp on it Though TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday Asked for a price check at the Dollar Store Tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order Studied for a Blood Test Sold his car for gas money OD Sighing like the night wind and sobbing like the rain,— Wailing for the lost one that comes not again: |
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12-08-2008, 08:10 PM
(This post was last modified: 12-08-2008 08:12 PM by zombie67.)
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RE: Dumb Zombie Jokes
Two rotting Zombies playing Poker.....
One threw in his hand, the other laughed his head off!! Which character in Thunderbirds do Zombies love? Brains!! |
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12-08-2008, 09:31 PM
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RE: Dumb Zombie Jokes
Alright... that was pretty good... better than OD's at least...
Sarku Kolumel Mitlan Sarku Mizhandalisa hitlokiriqaluya Tika dalisa hiqurutuplanwisu Kolumel hibarsrimyal Mringudhalisa hifatlandalid hadisayal Nga |
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12-08-2008, 09:42 PM
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RE: Dumb Zombie Jokes
Two zombies met in a bar.
First one says "hey how you doing?" Second one says "Hey look, a talking zombie!" What foods do zombies like to eat with their hands? Nothing, just the hands, please. What do you call a zombie whose been thrown in the pool? BOB One who's been thrown on the front step? MAT One who's been hung on the wall? ART Thrown in a hole? PHIL Killed by a lawyer? SUE Eaten by wolves? HAIRY |
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12-09-2008, 12:37 AM
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RE: Dumb Zombie Jokes
Three zombies walk into a bar
The fourth one ducks. |
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01-16-2009, 09:51 PM
(This post was last modified: 01-16-2009 09:52 PM by Old Dwarf.)
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RE: Dumb Zombie Jokes
Zombie Guy meets Zombie Chick,they shamble
around one another & the Zombie Guy says Hey babe wanna go back to my place I got fresh Braaaaaaaaains in the fridge.She says OK. They go to the apt.have some Braaaaaains & things start to loosen up. The Guy Zombie says ,hey baby lets Party,come over here.The Girll Zombie lurches up & in so doing losses a hand.In trying to pick it up her nose falls off .She then runs into the coffee table & her lower leg rips off. The Zombie Guy says damn Babe,you know the part I want..just throw it over!! OD Sighing like the night wind and sobbing like the rain,— Wailing for the lost one that comes not again: |
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