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Dumb Zombie Jokes - Old Dwarf - 12-08-2008 05:20 PM Did you here about the Zombie who held a can of Orange Juice for 3 weeks because it said concentrate?:rolleyes: OK if you can do better add yours. OD RE: Dumb Zombie Jokes - Sarku - 12-08-2008 06:14 PM As one zombie said to the other zombie... "Groan." RE: Dumb Zombie Jokes - Old Dwarf - 12-08-2008 06:21 PM The Zombie was so Dumb he........................ Took a ruler to bed to see how long he slept. Sent a fax with a stamp on it Though TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday Asked for a price check at the Dollar Store Tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order Studied for a Blood Test Sold his car for gas money OD RE: Dumb Zombie Jokes - zombie67 - 12-08-2008 08:10 PM Two rotting Zombies playing Poker..... One threw in his hand, the other laughed his head off!! Which character in Thunderbirds do Zombies love? Brains!! RE: Dumb Zombie Jokes - Sarku - 12-08-2008 09:31 PM Alright... that was pretty good... better than OD's at least... RE: Dumb Zombie Jokes - supervike - 12-08-2008 09:42 PM Two zombies met in a bar. First one says "hey how you doing?" Second one says "Hey look, a talking zombie!" What foods do zombies like to eat with their hands? Nothing, just the hands, please. What do you call a zombie whose been thrown in the pool? BOB One who's been thrown on the front step? MAT One who's been hung on the wall? ART Thrown in a hole? PHIL Killed by a lawyer? SUE Eaten by wolves? HAIRY RE: Dumb Zombie Jokes - shadow - 12-09-2008 12:37 AM Three zombies walk into a bar The fourth one ducks. RE: Dumb Zombie Jokes - Old Dwarf - 01-16-2009 09:51 PM Zombie Guy meets Zombie Chick,they shamble around one another & the Zombie Guy says Hey babe wanna go back to my place I got fresh Braaaaaaaaains in the fridge.She says OK. They go to the apt.have some Braaaaaains & things start to loosen up. The Guy Zombie says ,hey baby lets Party,come over here.The Girll Zombie lurches up & in so doing losses a hand.In trying to pick it up her nose falls off .She then runs into the coffee table & her lower leg rips off. The Zombie Guy says damn Babe,you know the part I want..just throw it over!! OD