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Things I've learned while playing LNOE
01-21-2013, 07:33 AM
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RE: Things I've learned while playing LNOE
(01-20-2013 08:45 PM)ZombieWaffle Wrote:  Towns affected by the zombie apocalypse never have roads in the town proper, only roads leading out of town, and only sometimes.

Football players with chainsaws are dicks...

Walls only hinder a living person's movement

This is so true x)

Time to nut up or shut up. -Tallahassee, Zombieland Freak05
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01-21-2013, 09:13 PM
Post: #22
RE: Things I've learned while playing LNOE
- All students are small enough to squeeze between two buildings, even if they are touching, but all adults are too much of big fat fattys to fit at all (even if some of the adults are smaller than some of the students, who can easily fit with no problem).

LOL!

(That is one you wouldn't learn unless you play one of the special scenarios that use more than the standard number of L-Shaped pieces, thereby creating "Pinch Points.")
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01-22-2013, 09:07 AM
Post: #23
RE: Things I've learned while playing LNOE
I love this thread.... I do random character draws and sigh everytime I get the sheriff...

I'm not dead. I'm electroencephalographically challenged...
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01-22-2013, 08:23 PM
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RE: Things I've learned while playing LNOE
- When you become the Sheriff of a town, it gives you the magical ability to find a gun at any time in any building... even a church or a hospital.
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01-22-2013, 10:50 PM
Post: #25
RE: Things I've learned while playing LNOE
some guns have only one bullet in the ammo clip, others have an endless amount, somehow they are linked to an alternate dimension made up of bullets and wormholes...

Take that, you mealy-mouthed bastards!
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01-23-2013, 09:41 PM
Post: #26
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- High school jocks are tougher than just about anybody. Even escaped convicts, big burly diner cooks who used to be in the military, and the police. (Johnny wins on ties)
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01-24-2013, 02:58 PM
Post: #27
RE: Things I've learned while playing LNOE
There is a specific ratio of Zombies per Town and if you can take the time to gather them at one end of town you can continue with your daily shopping routine at only a moderate jog.

If you are reading this you are already too late...
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01-24-2013, 02:59 PM
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RE: Things I've learned while playing LNOE
(01-23-2013 09:41 PM)StayPuft Wrote:  - High school jocks are tougher than just about anybody. Even escaped convicts, big burly diner cooks who used to be in the military, and the police. (Johnny wins on ties)

Mayby the rest are just thinking "I'm to old for this sh*t" x3

Time to nut up or shut up. -Tallahassee, Zombieland Freak05
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01-24-2013, 09:08 PM
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(01-24-2013 02:59 PM)Vixx Wrote:  
(01-23-2013 09:41 PM)StayPuft Wrote:  - High school jocks are tougher than just about anybody. Even escaped convicts, big burly diner cooks who used to be in the military, and the police. (Johnny wins on ties)

Mayby the rest are just thinking "I'm to old for this sh*t" x3

So the rest of them are all Danny Glover? Wow! He is talented!
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