11-11-2009, 07:44 PM
1. Sheriff Anderson is apparently related to Barnie Fife and has a nasty habit of walking around with only one bullet in his gun.
2. Fire Axes are astonishingly brittle and feeble.
3. Circular saws on the other hand are indestructible.
4. I’m never getting any medical care in Woodinvale. (I have a history of finding meat cleavers in the hospital)
5. Zombies are surprisingly respectful and will break off their attack for a moment if you want to have sex one last time before you die. They may call their friends over to watch however.
6. Nobody in Woodinvale hunts with a rifle.
7. The homeless are surprisingly useful and are most likely carrying explosives.
8. They are coming.
9. They will get you.
10. They are here.
2. Fire Axes are astonishingly brittle and feeble.
3. Circular saws on the other hand are indestructible.
4. I’m never getting any medical care in Woodinvale. (I have a history of finding meat cleavers in the hospital)
5. Zombies are surprisingly respectful and will break off their attack for a moment if you want to have sex one last time before you die. They may call their friends over to watch however.
6. Nobody in Woodinvale hunts with a rifle.
7. The homeless are surprisingly useful and are most likely carrying explosives.
8. They are coming.
9. They will get you.
10. They are here.