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Dumb Zombie Jokes
01-16-2009, 09:51 PM (This post was last modified: 01-16-2009 09:52 PM by Old Dwarf.)
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RE: Dumb Zombie Jokes
Zombie Guy meets Zombie Chick,they shamble
around one another & the Zombie Guy says
Hey babe wanna go back to my place I got fresh
Braaaaaaaaains in the fridge.She says OK.

They go to the apt.have some Braaaaaains
& things start to loosen up.

The Guy Zombie says ,hey baby lets Party,come
over here.The Girll Zombie lurches up & in
so doing losses a hand.In trying to pick it up
her nose falls off .She then runs into the coffee
table & her lower leg rips off.

The Zombie Guy says damn Babe,you know the part
I want..just throw it over!!

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Dumb Zombie Jokes - Old Dwarf - 12-08-2008, 05:20 PM
RE: Dumb Zombie Jokes - Sarku - 12-08-2008, 06:14 PM
RE: Dumb Zombie Jokes - Old Dwarf - 12-08-2008, 06:21 PM
RE: Dumb Zombie Jokes - zombie67 - 12-08-2008, 08:10 PM
RE: Dumb Zombie Jokes - Sarku - 12-08-2008, 09:31 PM
RE: Dumb Zombie Jokes - supervike - 12-08-2008, 09:42 PM
RE: Dumb Zombie Jokes - shadow - 12-09-2008, 12:37 AM
RE: Dumb Zombie Jokes - Old Dwarf - 01-16-2009 09:51 PM

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