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Dumb Zombie Jokes
12-08-2008, 09:42 PM
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RE: Dumb Zombie Jokes
Two zombies met in a bar.
First one says "hey how you doing?"
Second one says "Hey look, a talking zombie!"


What foods do zombies like to eat with their hands?
Nothing, just the hands, please.


What do you call a zombie whose been thrown in the pool? BOB
One who's been thrown on the front step? MAT
One who's been hung on the wall? ART
Thrown in a hole? PHIL
Killed by a lawyer? SUE
Eaten by wolves? HAIRY
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Dumb Zombie Jokes - Old Dwarf - 12-08-2008, 05:20 PM
RE: Dumb Zombie Jokes - Sarku - 12-08-2008, 06:14 PM
RE: Dumb Zombie Jokes - Old Dwarf - 12-08-2008, 06:21 PM
RE: Dumb Zombie Jokes - zombie67 - 12-08-2008, 08:10 PM
RE: Dumb Zombie Jokes - Sarku - 12-08-2008, 09:31 PM
RE: Dumb Zombie Jokes - supervike - 12-08-2008 09:42 PM
RE: Dumb Zombie Jokes - shadow - 12-09-2008, 12:37 AM
RE: Dumb Zombie Jokes - Old Dwarf - 01-16-2009, 09:51 PM

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