who wins more in your games zombies or hereos?

[Kevthenurse]

Here’s how it usually goes when I play zombies in any given scenario (but we usually play Plague Carriers): note: edited for language.
Zombie turn: Nice, I have a “feel kinda strange” right away, I wonder if I can hurt one of those heroes.
Encroach upon Sally (or Johnny but usually Sally)
“Ha! I got a six, you’re taking a—“
Sally: “nope, reroll!” <smiles>
“Ha, five I still got you, and you are gonna be a zombie next time I wound you.”
Hero turn:
Sally: “nah, I’m going to play “At Last,” move away and use my student powers to heal myself.
Sheriff: “and you are in range for my revolver too! I’m going to search and shoot.” <Rolls 4> “Gotcha!”
Johnny: “Lookie here, I have a chainsaw. Time to plow through a bunch of zombies!” <moves through and kills 2 or 3 zombies>
Jake: “let’s see. How about I go to the junkyard so I can draw through the discard pile and get all the guns, first aid kits and hand weapons we’ve lost”
Zombie turn:
<moves 3 zombies into Sally’s square (or Johnny, but usually Sally)>
Zombie: “okay, we fight” <rolls a 2, loses. Rolls a 5, has to reroll and it’s a 1. Rolls a 6 and rerolls a 4—plays “Undead Hate the Living” and sally gets dual 6’s.
Sally: <laughs flippiantly>
Spawns 4 zombies in completely useless squares.
Hero Turn:
Sally: “Well, I can’t stay here” <rolls a 1> “screw that, I’m giving up my move action to heal since I’m impossible to kill anyway; we fight!”
Zombie: 1 <Rolls, wins but rerolls a loss>, Zombie 2 <rolls, wins, rerolls, wins>
Johnny: “I’ll save ya, Sally!” <lucky movement dice roll, plows through a wall of zombies, and quickly dispatches the two on Sally’s square> “and I know you don’t have “Last Night on Earth” because I saw you discard both of them!” <sticks tongue out>
Sheriff: “well, since I finally found “Laying Down the Law,” I guess I can go slaughter stuff now!” <walks out but no zombies in range….yet>
Jake: “Yahoo! In the junkyard, can draw crap next turn!”
Zombie Turn:
Surprise Attack! <Places zombie on Jake’s square. Wins fight> “Ha! You’re taking a—“
Jake: “Nope! “It’s Just a Scratch”!”
Zombie: <bellows something profane at Jake>
Jake: “what was that?”
Zombie: I said ‘I saw a…Fire Truck that reminded me of….you.” <good save>
Jake: “um…k.”
Zombie: “well since Johnny slaughtered all of my zombies I had in the middle of the board…I guess I will spawn.” <places a zombie in the junkyard>
Hero Turn:
Sheriff: “well since I have a revolver and “Laying Down the Law,” I might as well go help Jake search the junkyard.” <moves to junkyard>
Jake: “ye-heah! I am drawing two cards from the discard pile and keeping what I want, hehehe” <picks up a “Garden Shears”> “totally worth discarding my shotgun for this!”
Sally: “Giving up my move action to heal”
Johnny: “I’m going to slaughter the hospital with my winning on ties and my big’ol chainsaw here. Maybe take that last plague carrier too since we only have ten turns left to do it! Hahaha!”

Zombie player: <sighs>

And this is why I don’t like to play as zombies.
The end.